TIME FOR A SEA STORY (FAIRY TALE)

 

It was such a nice day I decided to take my daughter for a ride. We were on the way home and had to go through a swampy area. As we approached a bird (Cardinal) flew in front of us and hit me dead center in the chest. I brought the MC to a stop and told my daughter to get off. She did and I tried to stop the pain as it felt like I had been hit in the chest with a baseball bat. My daughter comes up to me and says "Oh Daddy, you killed the bird!" I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was a Suicide Birder! Luckily I survived...