MOMMA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG

MO WOULD HAVE LIKED ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HER GETTING FRISKED AT THE AIRPORT..EVERY AIRPORT WE STOPPED AT...I DECLINED THE OFFER. IT SEEMS HER NEW KNEE REPLACEMENT SETS OFF AIRPORT SECURITY, EACH AND EVERY METAL DETECTOR WE GO THROUGH. SHE COULD BE AN INSPECTOR AND TELL YOU WHICH ONES ARE NOT WORKING...SHE COULD TRAVEL THE WORLD SETTING OFF DETECTORS OR AT LEAST REPLACING THE ONES THAT DID NOT GO OFF...BUT WHO WOULD COOK DINNER?