HONEY COULD YOU HANG A SHELF FOR ME?

WARNING! WARNING! WILL ROBINSON..YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE HOSED. IN THE UPPER WINDOW YOU CAN SEE THE BARE ELECTRIC BULP REFLECTED IN THE WINDOW AND MY FAN SITTING ON MY DESK. MY WHITE WALLS ARE NOW BLUE AND THE BLUE CARPET IS GONE...I HAVE REPAIRED THE CEILING, CHANGED THE WHOLE ROOM BECAUSE IT CLASHED WITH THE NEW SHELVES I GUESS...WHAT DO I KNOW.