ONE HELL OF A WEEK

LAST NIGHT GOT TO VISIT THE TALL SHIPS. NOW IT IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND I FOUND OUT IT IS ALSO GOING ON IN MY HOME TOWN....HMMM YOU MIGHT THINK I WAS ASSOCIATED WITH THE SEA FOR SOME REASON. 

JUST FOR FUN

 

THE DINING TABLE IS EMPTY

 

LOOK AN EMPTY WALL! GET MORE PICS

 

SORRY ABOUT THE HOT SPOT

 

PICTURES EVERYWHERE

 

FOUND A NEW WAY TO SEE THE TALL SHIPS

WHY TAKE THE TOUR BUS...JUST HOP ON BOARD THE LOCAL EXPRESS. 

TALL SHIPS ARE ARRIVING

Traffic is already starting to back up. Mo says I have to go to Raleigh for a weekend with family. I am not so sure about that yet.... 

SUPPORT GROUP

 

HERE COMES D RAIN

 

CAN I GET YOU SOME FLOWERS

 

YES I AM!

 

DO YOU WANT TO SHARE?

 

IT HAS BEEN SO HOT HERE

I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD COOL OFF MY WEARY MIND... 

OH BY THE WAY! WE WON THE CUP!

WAY TO GO CANES... 

THIS IS NOT YOUR DADDY'S CAR!

DID I MENTION THAT I THREW OUT MY DRIVE SHAFT ON MY TRUCK AND MAY HAVE DAMAGED THE TRANSMISSION. PARTS HAVE BEEN ON ORDER FOR OVER A MONTH NOW. DID I MENTION THAT MO'S VAN WENT DOWN ALSO... DID I MENTION THAT DAN LEFT ME WHAT WAS LEFT OF MY CAR A LITTLE WHILE AGO....COST OF CADDY....PRICELESS! 

MOTHER'S NEW (USED) CAR

DID I MENTION THAT I DUCT TAPED THE MIRROW TO YOUR MOTHER'S VAN BACK TOGETHER WITH DUCT TAPE. THAT IS THE MIRROR SHE SMASHED WHEN SHE HIT THE TREE. THIS IS HOW I FIXED HER BROKEN FAN BELT. ANOTHER LONG STORY.... 

MY NEW WORK SIGN

My children believe if I was on the TITANIC with enough Duct Tape I could have saved her. They really think I'm that old? 

HOW ABOUT A BOUQUET OF MEMORIES

 

JUST A THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Have a Great Day! 

DELAWARE MEMORIAL BRIDGE

Coming into Delaware from New Jersey. When you get to the top of the bridge you can see Wilmington. 

I GOT HIM

NICE CATCH.... 

LEAP FOR LIFE

WILMINGTON DL
FIRE FIGHTER HAD TO LEAP FROM 6TH FLOOR TO SAVE HIS OWN LIFE. DO YOU THINK HE TRUSTED THE MAN ON THE LADDER TO CATCH HIM. COME TO PAPA! WITH THAT IN MIND...HOW DID YOUR DAY GO? 

WE HAVE A NEW PUNCH BOWL

PIMS PUNCH FOR EVERYONE 

WHAT A PLAYOFF SERIES

MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE MUCH MORE EXCITEMENT!

RALEIGH, N.C.(AP) Frantisek Kaberle's power-play goal in the second period proved to be the winner as Carolina held off the Edmonton Oilers 3-1 in Game 7 Monday night, giving the Hurricanes their first Stanley Cup championship.Aaron Ward scored 1:26 into the game for Carolina, before the defenseman Kaberle gave the Hurricanes a 2-0 cushion.Fernando Pisani's 13th goal of the playoffs early in the third cut the deficit to 2-1, but Carolina held off a relentless charge to win hockey's top prize.Justin Williams' empty-net goal with 1:01 remaining sealed the victory.The Hurricanes won on their third try to win the Stanley Cup. They dropped two straight games after taking a 3-1 series lead and avoided joining the 1942 Detroit Red Wings as the only teams to squander that advantage in the finals. GREAT GOING EDMONTON! THANKS FOR THE LOAN OF YOUR OWN (WARD) WHAT A GOALIE!

TWISTED SISTER

 

NO HOCKEY TONIGHT

BEKKAH HAS AN ALL-STAR GAME TONIGHT..PHOTO OP! SHE TOOK A HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD LAST NIGHT, HAD TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM...BLURRED VISION, HEAD ACHE, COULDN'T WALK UNASSITED, NAUSEA...THE WORKS. MRI DIDN'T SHOW ANY DAMAGE. SO I GUESS I'LL BE SITTING ON THE BASEBALL FIELD TONIGHT....I'D RATHER BE WITH HER ANYWAY.... 

HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS

 

MY DOG IS MISSING

If anyone sees Smokey give me a call. 

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE IN THE CROWD

DID YOU EVER GO TO A FANCY DINNER AND HAVE ONE OF THE WOMEN THERE DRINK TOO MUCH? 

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WILD FLOWERS

 

MY ROSE BUSH HAS GONE CRAZY

 

SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

 

I REST MY CASE

 

I AM NOT A HARD ASS

JUST ASK THOSE WHO KNOW ME... 

CLOWNS WITHOUT VISAS

YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO RUN AROUND WITH LITTLE RED LIGHTS ON THEIR HEADS? 

FLAGS ARE FLYING

STAND BY EDMONTON OILERS 

SHOCK AND AWE ON FAN'S FACE

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN!

RALLY IN RALEIGH MY RUMP

THIS IS GETTING OLD FOLKS! LAZY PUCK SHOT LEADS TO LOSS. PISANI STEALS THE SHOW. MEANWHILE OUTSIDE, IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A TROPICAL STORM...NOT A FULL FORCE HURRICANE...HOW PROPHETIC. EDMONTON DID WHAT EDMONTON DOES...THEY GOT PHYSICAL. I CAN HEAR OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN SINGING THE WORDS IN MY EARS. IT SHOULD BE EDMONTON'S THEME SONG...LET'S GET PHYSICAL...PHYSICAL! 

GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE

PISANI MADE A GREAT SHORT HAND PLAY BY STEALING THE PUCK AND THEN EXPLOITING WARD IN THE GOAL. WELL DONE. DOES THIS GIVE STILLMAN AN ASSIST FOR THAT LAZY PUCK PASS? 

READ IT AND WEEP

My Personal Dna Report

OILER FANS STAND UP AND TAKE A BOW

WE'LL READ ABOUT IT TOMORROW 

OILERS ARE STILL ALIVE

I HATE OVERTIME. THAT WAS OUR BUST ON THAT SLOW MOVING PUCK. NICE PLAY OILERS. 

MY BACK YARD

 

MORNING MIST

I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT YET WHY I LOVE MIST OR FOG AND SAILING SHIPS. MAYBE I WAS A PIRATE ONCE UPON A TIME. 

REMEMBER! THERE BE PIRATES IN THESE WATERS

BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE

THIS ABOUT SUMS IT UP...GO CANES

 

CANADIAN SQUIRREL PUT ON ICE

FRESH ROAD KILL REQUIRES THAT YOU PLACE YOUR CATCH ON ICE TO KEEP IT FRESH. 

HE DIDN'T BREAK THE MIRROR, SO NO BAD LUCK

 

SOCCER FAN

WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD PLAYS SOCCER. 

SAY YER PRAYERS VARMIT

CANADIAN SQUIRREL. 

SENDING THE MESSAGE

IN HONOR OF OUR CANADIAN GUEST, EDMONTON, WE DECIDED TO HAVE A MINNY HURRICANE FOR THEM TODAY. WE EXPECT 2 TO 5 INCHES OF RAIN. FLOOD WARNINGS ARE UP BUT THE WINDS SHOULD BE RELATIVELY MILD...45MPH. 

CORPORATE HQ HAS A PLAN

 

MY QUESTION IS WHY?

CARY IS SUCH A PEACEFUL LITTLE PLACE. MAYBE I HANG OUT IN THE WRONG PART OF TOWN. 

I LOVE CREATIVE AGGRESSION

 

WATCH THE BACON JOKES

 

I TOLD YOU THE HURRICANES WERE RELENTLESS

 

SERVING UP TEA AND CANADIAN BACON

 

BIRD FLU HITS FLORIDA

 

BACK TO RALEIGH FOR THE CLOSER

 

GOSH THAT HAS GOT TO HURT

That would be the last time you saw me on this earth if I was to attempt that position. 

KISS THIS BABY GOODBYE!

 

JUST ENOUGH TO CATCH YOUR EYE

 

ANOTHER BUILDING TO FALL

 

LAST LOOK BEFORE THE BULLDOZER ARRIVES

 

WE SURRENDER

 

I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SHOPPING HERE

 

RUNNING WITH THE WIND

 

TEXAS GECCO

 

CANADIANS REJOICE

MEN HUGGING WITH LITTLE TASSLES IN THEIR HANDS..ARE THESE GUYS FRENCH? 

CALM DOWN FOLKS IT'S ONLY A GAME

 

IT'S THE JOURNEY THAT COUNTS

WHAT A GREAT CATCH.....

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I truly believe, that when the day comes when we have to make an accounting for ourselves and our actions, it won't be about what church we attended or how many times.....but it will be about how many times we clothed the naked, sheltered the homeless or gave a drink of water to someone we did not know. "For whatever you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me." 

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS MIGHT BE CARRYING THE STANLEY CUP THING A BIT TO FAR?

LET THE FUN BEGIN

NOT BAD FOR A BUNCH OF REDNECKS. 

THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS HOMBRE

WHAT SOCCER MOMS DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME.

STEALING THIRD BASE

Why do you think it is OK for a child to steal anything? 

JUSTIN PLAYS SECOND BASE

 

CURVE BALL

 

GRANDPA'S SNOW CONE MACHINE

BEKKAH WANTED TO HELP 

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL 2006

 

I THINK HE IS A LITTLE TOO RELAXED

 

TWO MILES FROM MY PLACE

AS THE CROW FLYS 

FLOWERS FLOWERS EVERYWHERE

 

JAKE AND FRIENDS CELEBRATE SUMMER

 

BEKKAH MAKING SNOW CONES

 

HERE COMES A SLIDER

 

JUSTIN BRINGING THE HEAT

WHAT A TREAT! Justin is so young and he is pitching to much more experienced boys. 

AT LEAST BOJANGLES WAS SAFE....

 

NO CARS AND SMOKE EVERYWHERE

 

NOT A SIGHT YOU WANT TO SEE EVERYDAY

 

THIS IS WHERE MY TRUCK USUALLY IS PARKED

 

NOT A GOOD WAY TO START YOUR DAY

WE HAD A REALLY BAD LIGHTING STORM LAST NIGHT. THIS FIRE MAY HAVE BEEN STARTED BY IT. IN ALL ABOUT SIX BUSINESSES BURNED. MY TRUCK WAS SUPPOSE TO BE IN ONE OF THEM BUT THEY RECEIVED THE WRONG PART SO I DIDN'T LEAVE IT OVER NIGHT. 

DELANEY GREETS HAPPY AT THE DOOR

 

SITTING PRETTY IN CAROLINA

 

GAME ONE RESULTS

 

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

IF YOU HIT A CANE FROM BEHIND AND FORCE HIM INTO YOUR OWN GOALIE WHAT DO YOU GET? A REPLACEMENT THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW WHERE THE FRONT OF THE NET IS LOCATED. WITH 31.1 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! 

UNDER ARM DEODORANT ODOR TEST

AND WE THOUGHT ONLY THE LADIES WORRIED ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 

BI POLAR POSTER CHILD

 

WHAT DID THE SPIDER SAY TO THE FLY?

 

LOOKS LIKE A USED CAR SALESMAN

 

LTM PENAL COLONY WARDENS ARRIVE

 

GRANDMOTHER'S ARE MEANT TO HOLD CANDY

 

INTRODUCING JOCELYN

WHAT A SWEETIE...YOU CAN TELL BY THE SMILE ON MARGIE'S FACE. 

NOBODY HOME

I haven't heard from anyone for awhile so I will hold on here for awhile. 

AREN'T WE ALL KIDS AT HEART

 

CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR

AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT

 

HAPPINESS IS SO INFECTIOUS

THE BEGINNING OF A LONG LONG DAY

KIDS AND PUDDLES ARE DANGEROUS

 

TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

SHE'LL GET OUT EARLY IF SHE KEEPS HER NOSE CLEAN 

THE CHILD DETENTION CENTER

 

GREAT FORM

 

DEATH OF ANOTHER PINATA

 

WATER BALLOON TOSS

 

CHILDREN SCRAMBLE FOR CANDY

 

JOSHUA AND HIS DAD SHARING A MOMENT

 

YOU CAN'T CLEAN ME FAST ENOUGH

This is Joshua and his Mom. Josh has found that not only does his Mom like chocolate, HE LOVES CHOCOLATE! 

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA

 

QUEEN OF THE WORLD

Last Night may have been Rebekkah's Night but TODAY! I RULE THE WORLD! 

STOMPING GRANPA'S FINGERS

 

BACK TO THE SALT MINES EVERYONE

 

CHESS MASTER

 

I CAN NAME THAT TUNE IN TWO NOTES

 

DELANEY THINKS GRANPA'S FLASH IS FUNNY

 

LAST ONE STANDING SO TO SPEAK

I am the only one left from the party last night. I can do what ever I want now.... 

CAKE ANYONE?

 

GRADUATION NIGHT

FRIENDS CELEBRATE THE EVENT. THE SCHOOL WILL BE RAZED AFTER THIS YEAR. A NEW SCHOOL WILL BE BUILT VERY SOON. 

IT'S GRADUATION DAY

PROUD PARENTS 

GUESS WHO MADE THE ALL STARS

BEKKAH HAD TWO GAMES LAST NIGHT 

WHAT IS THE BRICK DOING THERE?

 

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

 

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

 

THIS IS NUTS

 

THIS ONE IS REALLY CRAZY

 

LILIES HAVE GROWN UP IN MY WALKWAY

 

THE WHOLE GARDEN HAS GONE CRAZY